This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
Thinking about 13 Latvias again
hey im zach • 25 • they/he
would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry
thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another
got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing
honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.
i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters
honestly this is so much nicer than red
this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.
Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?